Duterte cusses at Philippine President : “Wag syang makilalam. Mumurahin ko talaga sya sa mukha nya.”


“Wag syang makikialam.”

In the latest development of Rodrigo Duterte’s other war: his war with words, the Philippine president accidentally cursed at the Philippine president, at himself. He said these strong words during a press conference held after gracing the graduation ceremony of the latest batch of preschoolers in ‘Lil Salamangkera Daycare center in Bagong Ilog, Pasig early Monday.

Since taking to power, Duterte has been consistently  in the headlines around the world for his scathing remarks and cusses against leaders of various  countries. Although allegedly mostly taken out of context, these statements have been largely controversial, and now it seems, even the current Head of State of his own country, the Philippines, has not been spared.

“P*tanginga nya kung makikialam sya,” Duterte said, “I take my war on drugs seriously and anybody and I mean anybody who tries to politicize my efforts is my enemy. Putangina. Wag syang makikialam. Mumuhrahin ko talaga sya sa mukha nya.”

The statement came about when BANATAN reporter Marvin Manlibog asked him a totally -not-leading question:  “Mr. President, what can you say about the efforts of the current head of state of the Republic of the Islands That Used to Be Colonized By Spain, Japan and the United States – the Philippines,  who has repeatedly contradicted your statements on the War on Drugs?”

This totally-not-intentional poorly worded question infuriated President Duterte beyond reasoning and triggered a lecturing spiel that ensured that the journalists  will not have to look for any other news for the next seven days and just spend their time rehashing different reactions from all over the internet.

“Boom panes,” a reporter was quoted saying after updating the scoreboard on who gets to rile Duterte up and make him cuss the most.

When Duterte was asked what he had to say on what  Duterte said against Duterte, Duterte replied “Duterte says what Duterte thinks Duterte does without caring what Duterte feels about it. Ganyan lang talaga ako.”

Spokesperson Martin Andanar insists after the presconn that Duterte was in fact not cussing at himeself. The spiel was directed at the reporters. And that he was taken out of context as he was actually rapping the lyrics of his favorite Salbakuta song, “S2pid Luv”

Analysts are now trying to see if the rap lyrics match the speech.

Local Idiot defends Martial Law using website of even bigger Idiot

An Artists Rendering of what the Internet would look like with Martial Law

Rolanj Gastok is a modern day rebel. Despite all the evidence and facts stating the contrary, this fucking moron still thinks that Martial Law, “isn’t that bad“.

“I know that every peer-reviewed book, both local and international, paints Martial Law in the Philippines as it’s darkest hour, but I still think this is just being exaggerated.”, Gastok tells Agila News in an exclusive interview.

“Sure, I can go on the Internet and look at hundreds upon hundreds of online articles that chronicle the human rights violations that occurred as well as the huge economic debt that was accumulated which my children, and their children, and their children’s children will forever have to pay off. ” the stupid dumbass continues. “Or, I can go http://www.takethispilipinas.com and read unverified nonsense and unsubstantiated conjecture that feeds the inner troll in me that believes anything opposite of the status quo because it seems cooler.”

Agila News contacted the asshole that runs TakeThisPilipinas to ask his sources, and he just sent a picture of his actual asshole. This confirms studies and investigative reports that most pro-Martial Law people are full of shit.

Agila News is painfully aware that a lot Martial Law defenders might get offended by this post. That in retaliation, they might post their own horribly written articles attacking this or any entity that shows a any opinion than differs from their own. Agila News should remind these idiots that the reason anyone is allowed to speak their mind at all was because the Filipinos rose up against Martial Law.

And just because Agila News is against Martial Law does not mean that they are pro-Aquino or under the payroll of the Yellow Conglomerate. It just means that Agila News is ANTI-getting-their-nipples-electrocuted.