Tensions mount as local man tries to hold in fart during date

“Mark” during happier times

A local man in Makati is playing a dangerous game with his butt hole as he tries to hold in a fart during a date. A sudden bout of indigestion and Indian food has led Mark Anders (not his real name) to this unfortunate situation.

His date, fortunately, has not noticed the cold beads of sweat forming on Mark’s forehead. “I’ve been nodding mostly to whatever she’s been talking about.”, Mark tells Agila News. “But sooner or later, somethings gonna give. I just hope she still has sex with me when I let it out. It’s not going to be pretty. I’m almost certain that I’m going to have to throw these boxers afterwards.”

As of publishing, Mark is considering coughing at the same time as farting, but knows all too well that doesn’t fool anyone.

We will continue to update you as this story develops


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